it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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