Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Randomize
