I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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