I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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