I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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