you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I am one with the molecules
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Randomize
