you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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