Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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