apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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