we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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