you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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