your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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