My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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