Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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