I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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