no, he came in my armpit
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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