i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
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