At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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