I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
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