Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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