What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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