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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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