we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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