Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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