And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
splinters make it hard to masturbate
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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