If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
the raccoons are back...
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