You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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