the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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