No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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