Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Just fell off a train. Bad.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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