Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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