I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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