yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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