WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
We left an ass print on the piano.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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