there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
why does every cop we meet know your name?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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