Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
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