Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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