Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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