I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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