Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
No subtext here. People are naked.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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