What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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