your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Sry I called you an 8
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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