Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
