I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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