My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Someone stole a lamp last night.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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