Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
That accounts for only three of the penises
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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