whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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