just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
wow bdsm is so cute
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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