Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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