Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Randomize
