S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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