White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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