what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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