I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
We have so much sex to catch up on
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Randomize
