spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
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