Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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